Ha! That was more in reference to all of us bombarding DUAN with our own links in the first few months (when you were in med school and forgetting we existed) than it was to your link drops.

The updated "10 Balog Commandments" that The Notorious B.A.L.O.G. delivered to a place that used to be a place might be worth relaying too, although after rereading them, they became immediately dated with the inception of Kinja:

Seriously though: just try to be funny, be original, avoid discussion, avoid memes, avoid movie quotes, don't troll, don't engage trolls, don't step on someone's joke when a simple "+1" would have sufficed, stay out of flame wars, never attack the editors, don't feel obligated to comment on every post, leave as many…

They're still comments to us, damnit!

Sorry Lions Gate Entertainment, but if you think a clever marketing campaign and a Jim Haslett cameo will be enough to get me to go see Saw VIII, you've got another thing coming.

And to think, if he had just decided to smoke pot in the gondola like all the other 17-year-old skiers, he would be perfectly fine right now.

+1

An equally uncomfortable situation occurred at the memorial service for Pope John Paul II, after a song was included because of the line "you keep me closer to God" along with the pictorial slideshow.

+1

Sure, this probably the work of some lowly employee sitting in a massive prison somewhere, but it's still refreshing to see a Geo Cities page that actually cares about its appearance.

Great! In that case, I've got something I've been meaning to tell you about!

Hmm... unless you dismissed it, this reply seemed to have disappeared the first time. Let's try this again.

Ray made a comment at some point today referencing "o an he sexy," which got me thinking - has anyone ever used "O AN HE TEXTY" in reference to the Favre/Sterger thing? I did a quick google and Deadspin search without finding anything. It wasn't extensive by any means, and that seems like a joke that someone would…

Nah, probably not.

Or is it?

Well, that's just not going to happen.

Wait, so now I need to keep coming back and clicking down to see if anyone bothered to reply to this?

Oh, I now have a dash in my handle too, but I think that's a complication from quitting twitter for an hour this morning.

Holy shit people did like my joke!

What'd you expect? It's no secret that these guys are Type A.