and then...JELL-O!

so what will these sound like when someone, like my girlfriend, sends me 5 texts in rapid succession?

I guess the message isn't very clear. Are these phones designed to make us more productive? Or are they just not as interesting as iPhones blackberrys or androids?

@Steven Callas: You've missed the point once again. Apple doesn't "leak" this information. Shut like this hurts their sales. If anything, it's VERIZON. Check their numbers, I bet their stock is sky high.

@Steven Callas: Perfect strategy! Get people to STOP buying your current product in anticipation of a better product to be released.

Is that a severed head by the body?

How could they get away with using a Blackberry keyboard? Isn't that patented?

Strawberry flavored chicken.

I knew someone with a rubber fetish who was so into this.

I'm confused: is that the sound of a robot's vagina giving birth, or T-Pain's latest single? Because they kinda sound exactly the same.

really? free for 20 minutes????

Hmm...it still says $3 when I click the link.

@Powerlurker: Plenty of people fall on the train tracks in NYC. I think we know how to deal with them here. This was an accident. They happen.

@jmeltzer: Did this happen in NYC? What are you talking about?

@fofivesixxx: Why didn't you just call the cops on the guy?

Here is a typical Bowflex. Anyone want to want to make a guess as to what exactly happened?

I hope this thing has it's own version of a "retina" display and at least a 1ghz processor. RIM needs to step it up.

This will probably make it over to android.

@bricky06: Did they really name their phone cookie? Because that right there is a huge problem.

A few weeks ago a man tried to end it all by running down to the tracks, and laying down and kissing the third rail at the Union Square downtown 6. It was sooo horrific.