Shawn Kemp's legitimate child

6/22/16

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

6/22/16

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

6/21/16

Wondo’s mom brings the orange slices for halftime sooooo

6/21/16

My (admittedly not the most scientifically rigorous) theory is that if LeBron could be allowed to play keeper from midfield, chasing the ball down from behind, he would be a boss keeper, spiking shots off the crossbar like he did Andre Iguodala’s weak shit.

6/20/16

Leicester’s title this year. Just the prolonged high performance. Even as a Chelsea fan, you had to start rooting for Ranieri’s boys towards the end.

6/16/16

Shit. We know what happened the last time Mohammed was fed up with the jets.

6/15/16

My vote goes to A Giant Dog. This is my song of the summer (it’s the Pickathon Pumphouse Sessions version, which I might even like more than the studio version).

6/15/16

I don’t blame him for being mellow. Even if he doesn’t make it as a pitcher, at least he still has that High School Musical money to fall back on.

6/13/16

It’s not that weird when you consider that he’s a bitch.

6/11/16

Lebron might be built like a tank, but he has the toughness of a man who drives a Kia

6/10/16

‘American juice’. Thank you closed-captioned typist for the fine work.

6/8/16

That’s like when I tell my kids to put something up

6/7/16

Build the fence higher and make RG3 pay for it!

6/7/16

Breaking: Browns sign Garage to four-year deal.

6/6/16

I know! First we lost The Greatest this past weekend. Now we’ve lost the 2.733,099th Greatest.

6/6/16

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

6/6/16

I assume this is meant to be read in Barry White’s voice.

6/6/16

“He must complete a series of tasks with increasing levels of physical exertion, and he must be determined to be symptom free after each task.”

6/5/16

He was not a draft dodger. He was a conscientious objector who directly fought for the right to refuse to participate in a war he objected to and won. There are a lot of aspects of Ali’s life that show that “nobody is perfect” but his refusal to participate in a pointless war is not one of them.

6/3/16

Since it’s PA, I’m surprised he didn’t get another year on his sentence for not buying the beer on the second Tuesday of the month between 12:30-4:15pm from a licensed beer distributor in a 24 or 96 pack.