Judge: Mr. Snuka can you tell the jury when you first experienced the headaches that caused your dementia?

Foles me once; that’s Andy Reid’s fault.

can you tell me what the next powerball numbers will be?? Because I sure as fuck don’t know if anyone knew about her history. The story doesn’t mention it but you seem so positive. If she had only been in the school for two weeks who would know. How many people had cameras? You speak in plurals but the story speaks of…

I’m going to assume autocorrect changed psychotic to hardcore with your last comment.

All I know is that there must be some VERY chill smallmouth bass swimming in the Mississippi River this spring.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Odor: “Hey, man. How’d the date go last night?”

Should the punishment for fighting depend on how good you are at it?

As a Detroiter, I am qualified to say that playing for the lions is a curse.

The new owners should move the fighting to the streets or some other exotic locales, like an Air Force hangar or a Japanese Bathhouse.

I think I’m going to just keep reposting this for as long as this story lasts.

So this is what Canadians get worked up about when they don’t have playoff hockey.

Al Horford added that his team “wouldn’t do anything like that,”

A bench is certainly a good symbol for someone who spent most of his career as a DH.

If Indiana’s willing to take that bullet to get him off TV, I commend them.

As a Boston scumbag, I look forward to smoking a pack of Parliaments and drunkenly pissing myself on that bench.

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.

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