69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

Profit.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

I really feel this is bad GM’ing, too short-term thinking. If I were running the Lakers, I’d think of throwing a pick or two Golden State’s way for that Curry fellow. Seems like the type of player that could become a star if under the bright lights of Los Angeles.

You do whatever you have to do to stay out of Cleveland.

Kinda cruel joke to play on Ric Flair to have all the seats bolted the floor.

Cleveland could always use a middling quarterback to turn into a bad quarterback.

The ambient heat generated by the competitive fire stoking Jordan’s WILL TO WIN caused wet spots to evaporate instantaneously when he approached them.

Fortunately, this is the NBA we’re talking about, so he’s got something like eight months to rest up before the conference finals get started.

Sam Bradford should be accommodated, and he should be traded to a calibur team that fits his unique skill set. I propose the Little Giants. He can learn a lot about toughness sitting behind the Ice Box for a season or two.

I don’t think Brett Favre saying “I’m Brett Favre bitch. Go fuck yourself” repeatedly to Aaron Rodgers really counts as “learning time.”

NFL teams are starting to realize that it’s not ideal tossing rookie quarterbacks into the fire immediately, and in an ideal world they’d be able to sit on the bench for a couple of years and just learn behind a veteran starter.

Bradford is so out of touch with the league that he requested a trade back to St. Louis.

Dude’s just getting ready for summer and doing sick jumps into the pool

The only question I have is: Why is retired Akira Yuki from Virtua Fighter hanging out with Josh Norman?

Fuck off, 2016. Just fuck the fuck off.

Yes they are all under the Don King local 1931 out of Cleveland.

Nope. I’ve got to get to work, Duckface. I say you do 30 days in County and have to watch while we delete your social media profile and then destroy your phone.

In his defense, seconds earlier the roadrunner ran right through the wall without a hitch.

Manziel threw a 48-hour rager in a rented L.A. mansion that caused $20,000 worth of damage