There must be something in the water up there.

Dude is accused of abducting and killing a teenage girl, and the only pic of him you can find to use is a screencap of him being named the Student Athlete of the Week?

Without speculating to deeply, this kid is from Columbia, MD, a well-to-do suburb of Baltimore and DC. Affluenza season may soon be upon us.

Abdelnaby later apologized claiming that,“It was a common figure of speech that he heard all the same time while growing up in the Duke basketball program.”

The major question, of course, is whether L.A. has enough apathy to support two teams rather than just one.

I don’t disagree with the main point of your article, I just am not yet on the Porzinsanity bandwagon. If he wasn’t playing in NY, he’d be Nikola Vucevic.

“Perfect symmetry” is redundant. It’s like saying “insufferable ESPN personality.”

This should be shared on every article about Tingus from here on out

I think you mean Tingus Pingus.

Well, I bet his excuse is that some quack told him to do it.

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

Jeez, ESPN, we know he’s not that good, but it’s just rude to refer to Austin Rives as equipment staff.

Holy shit, it’s snowing so hard there that it’s even snowing inside the bus. Prayers.

To be fair, he lived in Seattle (as a player at UW) for just as long as most of these “die-hard” 12s have been fans of the team.

Austin Rivers just missed the cut in 16th place, though it’s mainly because he keeps spilling SpaghettiOs on himself and needing replacements.

Nah, taking back punts and running over the middle are the new trenches with monster safeties and gunners when you’re a squat 5'8" playing at 190. Julian Edelman isn’t gonna walk away looking or feeling any better.

Just a friendly warning: you will have to watch almost 90 seconds of girl’s high school basketball - filmed in portrait - before anything meaningful happens.

Isn’t “Doug Pederson” the name Cameron used when he prank calls Principal Rooney in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off?

You are handsome. Don’t worry. It’s just a game.