The only thing whiter than storming the court is this comment.

Unless Greg Hardy was there.

This is a serious question: Are you really this dense?

Watch me whip, watch me meme

[Nick Collison sits up suddenly, wide-eyed]

Definitely. Similarly, Anderson was and still is great, but he got into such a terrible habit of disrespecting his opponents during the fight, which I think makes him a bigger bitch than Rousey. I celebrated with unsightly vigor when he got knocked out mid-showboat.

Bill-Jets games are usually enjoyed best by being completely blind.

Pretty sure that’s Gene after he’s finally reached his limit.

Do you feel the same way when you see the same actor in different movies?

The multiplayer is fantastic, and it really feels like Fahey is intentionally selling it short. The traversal is nothing like Advance Warfare, and far more akin to Titanfall in style. The maps are actually bigger than ever before, including hidden routes, swimming, and actually forcing players to stop camping for…

You sure about that?

Years ago, one of my duties at work was covering the St. Louis Rams. It was a great time for a variety of reasons, and gave me some solid stories to share. One of them involves Kyle Turley.

Do you realize that the Jaguars are the most functional team of this bunch by far? They’re 2-5 with a -60 point differential and they are the ROCK of this division. It’s insane. The other three teams should be forbidden from making the playoffs by law.

The ‘85 Bears would destroy the 2015 Broncos. And the Seahawks and the Ravens. At the same time. Final score would be 73 to negative 4.

It means getting shot by your side piece.

Fuck that, they should pick them like Spartans at birth.

Sure thing!

*Shady injures hamstring*
*Karlos gets a concussion*
*Cierre completely disintegrates*

Well... shit.

Alex Smith is still a starter.

Steve Williams served as Tiger Woods’ caddy from 1999 to 2011 ... [and] recently wrote a book called “Out Of The Rough” about his time with Tiger.