Did High Pitch Eric gain weight?

“Shit, that’s my fucking cornhole buddy ... That’s cool”

“I can smell your fucking wife’s cunt from here”

As punishment you should be put in a tiny room and be forced to watch an Eagles (playoff) game with this guy.

I hate the fuckin’ Eagles man.

Cheater, Cheater, Woman Beater

Ruben Amaro: [gives steal sign]

You’re right, we should totally wait for the dead hookers.

it would be a smart move on the person who punched to come in and tell his side before we get the victim and hear his side.

A quick drive that goes nowhere and ends in disaster? That sounds like the Seahawks offense to me.

I mean, you’re not technically wrong. I just...really have a hard time finding any fucks to give. Dude was talking shit and clearly turned to confront a guy and talk more shit, hands out, female away. Again, not saying it’s right...just that if one Tommy Toughnuts actually punches the other Tommy, as you call them,…

“Kind of talking trash.” He was walking around yelling “COME ON NOW” in Philly, putting his hands up and basically asking for a fight. He even grabbed some random girl’s hand before someone decided to knock him down. According to the guy who was there, this man was doing this throughout the whole subway ride and after…

No respect from Eagle fans, don’t they know the red jersey means no contact?

Just saw this yesterday

According to the unwritten rules of the game, after hitting the ball, you’re supposed to gently set your bat down. Then you kneel facing baseball Mecca and thank every single player that came before you for the honor or playing the game. Then you run the bases looking only ahead of you. If you don’t do it fast enough,…

Then you are a poopface.

This is a historic day. The first time I’ve ever enjoyed Frank Isola.

Whatever has to happen for there to be about 99.9% less of their commercials on television, I’m all for it.

It’s the team’s fault for scheduling mandatory workouts after the regular season is over. That’s when Mets players go golfing.