Graham is “going to explode” and “he’s there to jet past linebackers . . . .”

beee-dooo-beep! I’m sorry, the number you are dialing has been disconnected in the detroit area. please hang up and try again.... ☎️ 🏈 🔚

Was this man literally drawn by Tex Avery? Because he looks like a Looney Tunes mobster.

Well, colour me surprised.

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

He could have pulled out a yellow card, which would’ve been awful because Jesus hates soccer.

Looks like its curtains for her.

So?

I seem to remember an old Sega Genesis game called Mutant Football which had a fire-field stadium...

I mean. This deal makes the Phillies look shrewd.

Baker: Those were the days. I was an NBA star, and even besides the millions of dollars I was bringing in, the world was my oyster. I was on my way to winning a gold medal at the Olympics, the noblest of all athletic competitions. Once Vince threw down that dunk, I knew the world could not stop us. At that moment, I…

He might physically be the worst QB in the league (slowest, weakest arm, most fragile, etc) but his knowledge, experience, ability to read and analyze defenses and make quick smart decisions still makes him one of the best (top 5? definitely top 10) QBs in the league.

Big deal, Barry. It takes twice as many people to undress Eli.

how many times exactly do I need to refresh before I get an article on Lane Kiffin banging Nick Saban's daughter? Geeze, has nobody checked the internet today?

You know who else was a frisky, “small” QB that early in his career was constantly yo-yo’d on and off the bench? Drew Brees.

Oh well, probably everyone here is a bunch of fucking Cubs and Cardinals fans

“After what we experienced with Aaron Hernandez, I really just started to think Trump has a lot of good points,” said Brady.

You sound like a moron.

Maxwell is just lucky to not have been killed off at the end of last night’s episode.