Top three centers of all time are Wilt, Kareem, Russell, in whatever order you’d like. But Moses is definitely in that next three with Hakeem and Shaq, yet doesn’t get the recognition.

This was back in 2008. The kid that did the hit can beat the shit out of people freely now, because he’s a cop. No bullshit. That kid is now a police officer.

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

Iman as a girl’s name is fine. But his name is Iman Asante Shumpert, so if she’s Iman Tayla, she’s not a Jr.

I’m holding on to my outrage about this name until Apple introduces its male sexbot.

Had a fantastic 2014, but if you watched the guy at the end of last season, his arm was kaput.

Wait. Lisa flew all the way from Australia to visit ARLINGTON FUCKING TEXAS? I’m going to argue the legitimacy of her assertion as to why this team and city sucks as she is clearly fucking insane.

“Draw me like one of your French girls.”

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

Suggs couldn’t tell, but he chose the dirty play over the correct play. Suggs intentionally committed to hitting the quarterback, leaving the running back to get the ball and head downfield. That’s how I read the situation, he probably should have attacked the handoff itself. Instead of trying to break-up the handoff…

Patriots could have used a guy to teach their young pass catchers how to murder someone without getting caught.

Jesus, it’s sickening. Drake has taken being a bandwagon fan to a new level.

Nelson’s injury was a non-contact injury, and if your suggestion to rethink the current preseason is predicated on player safety, like it suggests, an eighteen game schedule isn’t really in the best interest of keeping everyone safe.

You can't POSSIBLY mean that.

My father took me to an Eagles game in 1977. The Eagles lost. I was 8. He got drunk and drove home to Elizabethtown with me asleep in the back of the, you know it, International Travelall. He got popped in Maytown, PA (stopped in to grab a beer with a buddy; I continued to sleep) by the cops for a DUI. They saw me…

In no way is Cooper even the third best WR on this roster let alone the best.

“and Hitler drops back for the pass, he throws! Caught for the touchdown!”

I watched this video a number of times and it took a while to figure out what the hell he did. A quick search found me a nice example: