“No way a single jet could do that much damage.” - Pete Carroll

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

Your spelling and spacing are a little off, Tom.

And really, what better team to lead the charge for bringing in new female NFL fans than the one who just drafted Jameis Winston and whose most famous defensive player is Warren Sapp?

For your consideration, I offer you Peace Frog.

no.

Yeah, I’m sure you would do all of those things, Keyboard Warrior.

Also a convicted rapist who, admittedly, serve his time and, also admittedly, seems to have recently strived to have some self-awareness and be a better person.

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

I can’t help but notice the resemblance.

I have to wonder if maybe he’s acting this way because he’s decided he has nothing left to lose (IE, some kind of terminal illness or something).

Without a doubt, Acid Rap was THE best hip-hop release of 2013, nobody else brought such unique stylistic blends and rhymes to the table that year (Run The Jewels excepted.) I’m so glad to see this guy doing good things and enjoying himself, can’t wait to see him progress as an artist.

He thought he wanted to kill himself after the embarrassment of the dunk, but realized it was just nuts.

The lowest point of his life was in January 2008.

Berman looks like a mix of an Oompa Loompa and Snooki.

How much money did ESPN and Kansas University make while watching Joel Embiid play himself to the point of serious injury?

Embiid’s story is shockingly similar to those of Greg Oden or Sam Bowie.

I’ve told this story dozens of times, but it’s 100% true.

Anyone who calls this traveling can die in a fire.