Steve Nash won TWO MVPs.

Fuck you, Olbermann. I used to like this sanctimonious bitch.

I haven't seen this many bombs dropped over sub-par apps since I was in the men's room on Wednesday at Chili's.

Do what you're told and shut up: The american dream.

I think my favorite part about all of this is that Jay Cutler might legitimately be the best quarterback the Bears have ever had.

At least Taylor Swift will be a good fit for the ballpark, as she too is very accustomed to letting a lot of guys get into scoring position.

I just came twice!

1. Aaron Rogers.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

Garnett's shirt also refers to how he feels six minutes into the game.

"ONIONS!"

That video shows a lot of beer being spilled by fat dudes in Raiders attire.

"Things did not work out so well for the dude in the Colin Kaepernick jersey."

It's all a misunderstanding. For example, 'Retard' in french means 'late'. Similarly, when referring to Messi as a 'retard' en espanol, they simply mean that Messi is a fucking dimwit who pisses his pants on public transit, and gets into spitting fights with other retards. It's a cultural thing.

To Manziel's credit, he was quick to agree that the decision is a no Brianer.

Hoyer had widespread support in the locker room. It was a no brainer according to the players in there. "We're big fans of Brian," said defensive end Desmond Bryant. "I'm gonna get a huge contract next year," commented cornerback Joe Haden. "I've never had this many reps in my life," added linebacker Jabaal Sheard.