I don't know how this is optional... mine just comes out of my check every two weeks like Magic. I think I would literally have to disappear to get out of paying..

"No time for sunblock—have to collect more bracelets!"

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Usually when a rapist makes a Notre Dame student cry he gets drafted by the Falcons.

Looking at those women, one thing's clear: Sanders isn't Muslim.

Because that's worked out SO well with the alcohol industry...

I would say you should never have a BAC higher than your batting average, but I firmly believe in Dan Uggla's right to have a single drink whenever he chooses.

This is why people have such insecurities about working out at the gym; you're supposed to be able to do weirdshit.

Looks like he's on the Wile E Coyote workout plan...

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

If I'm not mistaken, this would be the first time a man has attempted to insert a large object in Brittney Griner.

"The Phillies Way" by Ruin Tomorrow or "How I Stopped Worrying About the Salary Cap, the Farm System, My Reputation, the Fans, Common Sense, Competitiveness and Learned to Love Seeing My Name in Print."

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The sad thing is here is that Ryan Leaf would've identified the coverage, altered the protection, called a short hot route, and then immediately have pooped his pants and gotten a delay of game penalty.

To Romo's credit, it was courteous of him to physically collapse in October instead of figuratively collapsing in December as per usual.

This play is a perfect demonstration of why Tony Romo sucks. The Redskins put 9 guys in the box here, and sent 8 of them. The Cowboys had 6 guys in protection. A good QB changes the play, changes the protection, or does both. At the very least, he has to know that he'll be getting rid of the ball quickly. Considering…

The Seattle players have a point. "Not black enough" definitely seems like a legitimate point of criticism for your QB. I mean where would the Patriots and the Broncos be without street-wise men like Peyton Manning and Tom Brady?