Firefly fans are the fucking worst.

I'll take "beat up offensive lines" for $600, Alex.

WBAL reports he had just finished up an eight-hour blackjack session

What? No beaver shot? AFL is so bush league

The Fappening 3 injuries already rolling in

A poll on the Flyers' website asked fans whether they would rather have ice guys or ice girls. As expected, ice guys finished last.

Leave it to Jordan to come back in Game 7

They're grown men, they don't need leaders. Looking to athletes for moral authority is stupid and pointless. Do you think Ray Rice will be drinking his morning orange juice, sees Brady condemning domestic violence on tv, spit out his juice and say "DAMN! HE'S RIGHT! WHAT WAS I THINKING?! THANK YOU TOM BRADY!"

Funny how the media is using the "better late than never", yet they want Goodell's head for using the same approach.

Faux outrage. It's their bread and butter here.

Except Verizon and Ford really don't make extra money when someone texts and drives. A-B gets stinkin rich off Daddy who grabs a 12er after a shift at the plant and goes on a drunken warpath every night at home.

Anheuser-Busch didn't even threaten to cut off their sponsorship. If after all the NFL has been associated with the past several years (dog fighting/killing, sexual assault, DUI, manslaughter, murder, domestic assault and child abuse), the sternest NFL sponsors will do is "suspend" their sponsorship (Radisson -…

Isn't this the same website that lauded Bomani Jones for "Laying Waste" to the Sterling scandal for asking "Where was all the outrage when Sterling was involved in housing discrimination", which is pretty much the same thing Foster was asking about this new focus on domestic violence? Yes, better late than never, but…

Respectfully, Kevin, you missed Arian Foster's point; he IS talking about why domestic violence is all of a sudden a concern for Anheuser-Busch. He's pointing out that what looks on the surface (barely) like a genuine moral objection is in fact a marketing ploy.

He doesn't kinda have a point. He flat out has a point. Booze and domestic violence, and violence in general, are directly related.

In that case, can somebody see if Chris Berman's family needs anything?

The Vikings announce that Adrian Peterson will return to team activities to spend less time with his family.

I know it ruins your smart ass remark, but the weight of one football game is not the same as the weight of one baseball game.

Neither is my starting running back tandem of Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice.

I like to imagine that multiple black women have called him a punk and his oblivious takeaway was that they thought he was Ashton Kutcher.