Sure. Especially if the charity is something like Pistols for Pandas. They need all the firepower they can get!

In related news, Giants fans mourn the passing of Eli Manning.

Ditto as an Eagles fan. Now at least I can root for Cowboys players to get hurt and pretend like it's only because I want them to put Sam in.

If Sam doesn't catch on with the Cowboys, I suppose he is always able to join the Indians, Construction Workers, Sailors or Police Officers.

...always brings her lunchpail to the studio...scrappy lyrics...

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

You know what they say, "When there's grass on the field, that's Wimbledon. The U.S. Open is played on hard courts, you stupid fucking asshole."

And just when things were going so well for the city of St. Louis.

New Eagles QB Mark Sanchez wears a specialized bracelet, as well, only his beeps when he ventures within 500 yards of a high school.

Goodell was initially going to let it slide, until he heard there might be a joint involved.

David Simon, the creator of The Wire, often talks about how there are really two Americas—one economically viable and mostly white, the other economically hopeless and mostly black. In my experience, no place embodies this division more than St. Louis, where I've lived the past few years. You can drive north from a…

"Number 1 Fan"

The dude who got hit lost a tooth and broke his jaw in three places, which he had to have wired shut.

Should be suspended longer for making SportsNation horrible.

More importantly, I kind of want to see what this Mic guy looks like.

There are two kinds of people in this world: Thundercats and hoes.

seems less about mls, which he doesn't mention, than the kids, which he does mention. And it makes sense. Even a five tool sure thing has to spend time getting used to a longer season before he has what it takes to excel for 162 games. So it seems to me the issue is less about mls (though his suggestions in the…

Y'know it's still about this:

Agreed, my outrage primarily stems from the fact that you could buy the World Cup for only $5 million, AND WE'RE NOT BUYING IT!