Naw, something that small doesn't need many calories to live, but you will end up B12 deficient.

Hah, same thing happened to me maybe seven years ago when I started losing weight. Everyone seemed so disappointed when I told them I was exercising a *lot*, watching what I ate, and cutting out sweetened drinks. No one wanted to be told it took effort.

Freeze dried soy ice cream sounds really good, actually.

Hahaha, this is so... man, I don't even know. Thank you so much. I'm going to have a ball watching these tonight.

Guide to meeting European men? What?

Okay, that link doesn't work, but here's a fancier mask: [www.amazon.com]

There's actually lots of these. [www.amazon.com]%3Daps&field-keywords=laser+cut+venetian+mask

I like telling people about it when I've had a totally awesome meal. :-)

Yeah, not arguing with you. That shirt is weird and ugly. She does make a lot of beautiful, simple, clothing though that is incredibly well made. I have a super delicate looking sweater from her that's lasted years with no noticeable sign of wear. Also, I think I have a soft spot for her because I was incredibly…

Hah! Okay, I can totally do that, but I'm severally double jointed. Maybe that's why it doesn't look weird to me.

It just looks like the top is really loose and her arm is pulled back. The arm doesn't really look Photoshopped to me.

Yes to both but it's Eileen Fisher, which means it was was ethically produced by well paid workers, so I give the designer some credit at least.

I would go with one of these for just that reason: [www.amazon.com]

Well, my boyfriend has been asked if he's a model (why is he dating me again?), but yeah, I really think it's mostly just that he's so nice and friendly. He keeps trying to explain this skill to me like it's the easiest thing in the world. I try to be friendly and charming but instead I just get so panicked talking…

Okay, seriously?

No one's ever given me a bottle of champagne but the last time my boyfriend and I flew he charmed the shit out of the flight attendants and ended up with a whole bottle of wine. But then he's super handsome, super charming, and just plain nice. He makes friends with everyone.

Shit, I'd better not become pregnant then.

Okay, that makes sense, thanks.

Okay, I get that this is how pregnancy is usually dated, but how would they calculate it if the woman is using birth control to suppress her period and hasn't had one in say... two years?

Right! I've been trying to scrub this crap off my tea mug all morning and it will not come off. It's evil. It's possibly the worst lipstick ever because it sticks to everything but my freaking lips.