Well it's got to work better than this bullshit Infallible 8 hour lip gloss I just got. Shit doesn't even last half an hour. What a rip off.

I used to take archery classes. It was a lot of fun. There's a range near my house and I keep thinking about taking it up again.

It's not inherent, just cultural. I'm pretty sure if you told someone from Cambodia that it was inherently gross, they'd look at you funny.

I think you're probably right.

The one in the back, behind Snow White?

No, the one behind Snow White. Unless it's Pocahontas.

Isn't that Jasmine in the back there?

Why does Mulan always get left out? Is it because she's not a princess?

Agreed. Actually, I kind of wish peep toes would stop being a thing. I just think they look so terrible no matter what.

What about these? [www.urbanog.com]

Here you go:

Go to [urbanog.com] and select any random pair of shoes they sell. It will probably be uglier than that.

I had a Persian when I was a kid and she was the sweetest, cuddliest, most affectionate cat. She used to curl up next to my shoulder and I'd wrap my arm around her, then she'd grab my wrist with her paws and nuzzle her face into my palm. The I'd snuggle my face into her fur and we'd both go to sleep like that. I…

That's why I don't say hardwood, and the confusion is key. Act like you really have no idea, and if they try to explain it to you keep acting confused until they say something explicit, then act horrified.

I just act confused and tell them I have linoleum floors.

It's an uneven statistical distribution, so average doesn't actually tell you anything about frequency. In other words: mean is different from median and mode.

Okay, so we've established that ladies are reading some dirty stuff. So, I've got a question for you dirty-readin' ladies: Where can I find some good femme dom erotica?

It doesn't have to because we didn't? If we had, we'd have more pronounced canine teeth, but even if you go back as far as h.erectus you still see flat grinding tooth structure with underdeveloped canines and powerful molars far better suited to grinding plant matter than tearing meat. Our more recent ancestors…

Man, sorry, that's lame. It's hard to find a good gym. Half of them are pick up gyms where you get bothered by douchebags and most of the rest have other problems. I miss my old meathead gym, but they got shut down. Thankfully, my company built an on site gym so now I just workout with my coworkers, which is only…

Whoa, Gaithersburg? I live like right there. I volunteer at the food bank attached to one of the Catholic churches in Gaitherburg and for a second I was wondering if I know this asshole, but no, this is a different church. We get donations from them, but I don't think I've ever met this guy.