I also have a tuxedo and a tabby, but the tabby is being an asshole tonight so I'm voting tuxedo.

Happy April fool's day, everyone. How are you all doing this fine day? Sufficiently man hatey?

I.. I.. have a persian/siamese cross! Which do I vote for?

In Turkey maybe, but Greeks do eat sweetened yogurt. Honey is the traditional sweetener, but fruit is pretty common too, and I've even had graham cracker yogurt in Greece (yummy!). It is much less sweet than American yogurt, though.

You're right, the headband doesn't look hipstery.

You're right, I do prefer the original wonder woman... in her goofy knee length skirt. What is this booty shorts nonsense? I'm old school!

So what do the leggings do?

The comments on kotaku are so predictable. First there's "I don't notice it so it can't be a problem" guy and "Why are you writing about this? I don't think this article is necessary so I'll waste my time commenting on it." Then there's the classic "It's bad for everyone, a month ago someone said something mean to…

The kidneys thing would be my main concern. High protein and low exercise is a recipe for kidney disaster.

I guess it's like being gay and republican?

Yes, thank you. I have a genetic condition that has messed up my joints. If I don't get up it's because I'm in pain or afraid to fall down.

I'm pretty sure the normal body temp for both men and women is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.

Agreed. You're going to stink either way. You can't hide it, so please don't choke the other people around you.

Whatever her point is, it's completely inappropriate and rude to make it with body snark.

"But someone who wants to know if I've accepted Jesus as my lord and savior?"

Get the professional stuff. You can usually find it at beauty supply stores. I'd try Ion in 6R or 6-6.5RV to get that color. You'll have to buy the tube of dye, a bottle of developer and mix and measure it out yourself (there are instructions with the tube of dye). You also need something to mix it in, I use a…

That's actually pretty small for an alligator, not that it would have made much difference if it had been hungry.

Why isn't this in English? I could do something with all this freaking cat hair. I even have a spinning wheel. I could make a cat hair sweater.

Really? Virtually all the Supernatural fans I know IRL are guys. Maybe the female fandom is just louder online?

"It's too bad, because we'd really love to replicate the look of a constantly shifting dreamscape where the rules of gravity are meaningless and nothing is as it seems."