My father saw me kissing my boyfriend when I was 22 and tried to give me the talk. I always thought he didn't care that I was dating. Turns out he just hadn't realized.

I'm like that with my dog (she was rescued from a puppy farm where she was kept in horrible conditions), but she doesn't seem to mind. She is the sweetest thing and any chance to cuddle makes her happy.

That sounds like my dreams when I'm on codeine.

"If your partner wants to watch, s/he will be able to describe to you what your internal organs look like because the doctor will take out your uterus in order to stitch it. My friend's husband has a picture of her ovaries. I've seen it. " I started having nightmares about being cut open after a gyno informed me that…

The one, ONE, good thing about having Marfan syndrome? It's an excuse to get a surrogate.

Okay, firstly, her looks have nothing to do with anything. Being attractive or having nice skin or clothes have nothing to do with being a nerd. Nerds are not "unfuckable" or "social lepers" by default (though many were certainly picked on).

How is that similar?

Okay, statistically, the average is actually meaningless as a measure in this case. Add some more people on the highest end of the spectrum and the mean might go up to 16 or 18, but that wouldn't make those sizes any more common, and it's the most common sizes that are the most profitable. With this sort of uneven…

The average woman may be a size 14, but mean isn't the same thing as mode. The most common size in the US is an 8. The mean is skewed upwards by a large range on the upper end of the scale. If you make a graph of size distribution, it looks like a lop-sided bell curve with the high point on the 8, a long tail…

Freakishly tall thirteen year old boys? I thought body shaming wasn't acceptable here.

I wish to join this group.

I have a dress that looks a lot like the one that Camilla Alves is wearing except shorter. It makes me feel awesome. I like the longer length on her, though, but I bet that cost at least ten times what mine did.

My dog would love these mags. She likes anything she can shred.

Remember if you're a woman you don't just need to look thin, you need to look fragile. Muscles are not acceptable!

@newyorkmuse: I'd end up bleeding to death if I tried to wear that around my cat.

I could never get through this book. It just rambled too much. Kerouac really needed to be pistol-whipped with Chekhov's Gun.

@Rare Affinity: Hah, I though of that too . History geek high-five.

@OneBigPear: I wouldn't put a white snow coat on a kid for fear of loosing them in a snow drift.

@don juans reckless daughter: Do you mean Dance Central or Dance Dance Revolution? Because DDR is good but Dance Central is AMAZING.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: Maybe it's just my intense aversion to anything sweet involving peanut butter. I love plain unsweetened peanut butter but I HATE reeses or even sweetened peanut butter. Oddly though, I don't mind marshmallow fluff.