Wow - dunno how many friends I’ll win over with this thought, but if I were your neighbor, I’d have reported you to the city too.

Elaine Benes for me...

Let’s call it “Stella” for short.

I thought this was a leaked image of available interior colors.

Don’t leave us hanging! Did he eat the sand? How was the sand? HOW MANY STARS WAS THE SAND?!!!

Optional Ford Murder Hole™ design allows you to defend yourself and pour hot oil on Priuses from the safety of American built freedom!

You want to point to someone who appreciates great car design, it’s me. And I can’t help thinking that the Ford suits gave the stylists and engineers these marching orders:

And once again, the internet ignores the expert and makes its own opinion.

I wouldn’t take Stern’s word for much.

We lost a lot when we lost the walking a beat cop. I remember on Sesame Street when I was a kid, there was a friendly neighborhood cop. And, while Sesame Street probably sugarcoated that a bit (it was for small children, after all) it’s pretty likely a lot of those cops knew their neighborhoods and the people in them…

Oh my.

It’s the 21st century. I believe they’re called “person holes”. Or something like that...

See, THAT’s what should be suggested to Bradley for his garage reno, a work pit so he wouldn’t have to use jack stands!

The person you replied to never said anything about tipping for poor service, they said there’s no reason to act like a jerk about it.

The “right now” portion was absolutely unnecessary to include, just sayin’. It’s never appropriate to be a jerk even if you do receive bad service. Handle it like an adult. 

Be honest, you’re not mad that there’s “politics” on Jalopnik, you’re mad because there’s politics you don’t agree with on Jalopnik.

STFU. And then STFU again. Fucking idiot.

We “the blacks” “The People” need to keep this up by registering AND voting our best interests on November 3rd!! Get that orange bastard and his cronies out of office!!

literally any truck you like, and a cargo trailer. Putting a mower in the bed of a pickup truck is a drag.

Looks kinda familiar, maybe the crew’s go-fer?