I don’t know who’s worse off, the guy in the 2nd gen Rogue that gets mistaken for a 1st gen one, or the guys who can tell a 2nd gen Rogue from a 1st gen one.

I loved R2D2’s insolent tone. But we all know BB8 is just R2D2’s bastard child…

Robin Scherbatsky, that you?

This is and will forever be my favorite sideline reporter fuck up.

The one problem I have with what you say is that we have built up this concept that we need a special group of people to maintain order in our country and that simply is not true. We actually need citizens to participate, perhaps not exactly in this manner, but this idea that we can lazily leave maintaining…

@Sethersm: “Cries of ‘arm the teachers’ are often heard after shootings such as this. Of course they are also quick to describe teachers as stupid, union pawns, lacking in common sense, etc [...] the very people they look down upon so hatefully are also the very same people they want to arm. I don’t get it.”

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

If only every player had a gun on the field, it would be much safer.

UM, “could you be a peach” sounds SUPER condescending, and the choice to use it on DAY TWO of a new job with your BOSS is just ... that’s incredibly bad judgment.

My mind is always in the gutter, so all I see are hand marks from standup against the wall & try not to fall over sex.

Rick George, sir, please remember that US towing standards are not in line with global towing standards and that there are real physical and legal consequences for overloading a vehicle based on tongue weight and GVWR. A golf can tug a large load but a golf is NOT a good tow vehicle except in cases where trailers and…

I possess an irrational hatred of sun visors (informed to some extent by my 74” height), and this feature would annoy me endlessly.

Frank’s Red Hot Sauce.

I don’t know if I’m strange for loving it but mustard on a grilled cheese sandwich is amazing.

There’s two main benefits to knowing how to do stoppies:

I don’t know. I feel like without the burden of gravity, sleeping would be a piece of cake. What could be more comfortable than floating?

This guy wears copper fit bands all over his body for their soothing effects, he doesn’t always drink beer, but he prefers Dos Equis, he has tried to help out some wounded veterans and Nigerian princes transfer millions of dollars but it never seems to work out, he has subscriptions to 50 different websites where a…

All his disposable income comes from selling Herbalife and Amway, I’m sure.

Grinding gears while driving spiritedly, whether it be because you missed your shift or you let off of the clutch too early.

Not turning on your lights when it's snowing. People think oh it's 2pm and it's so nice and Christmasy out. No mofo, it's dark and it's snowing and all the ice and snow is making it hard to see 10 feet in front of you, turn on your damn lights.