sort of like all those old Fords and Lincolns with numeric keypads I’ve never seen anyone use

My girlfriend’s Ford honks if you get out of the car with the key while it is running. It annoys me as often we’re just switching drivers, or getting out to grab something from the back, or... but I can see why with a push button start that it is necessary. I just wish it would give you a little leeway, like maybe…

Yes. One is barren and dry, the other doesn’t have people but once did. A dessert island is completely different from either of those. 

So they have two types of things they can find out, no? Public and private. Public might be a DWI arrest, or bad Tweets. Private might be that they are gay or had an affair. I can also only see two ways any information found can be used. Retaliatory or preventative.

“Hear me out here. $20 million is a lot of money, not as much as I’m worth, but it’s a lot of money. How about rather than spend $20 million, which is less than my net worth, to put out the fires, we simply drop a nuke on them? I’ve got a guy, General ____, terrific guy, really knows his stuff, says I’m the greatest…

This is it.

When I worked at a hardware store I once had a customer come in looking for a fan to “blow the birds out of my yard”. He wasn’t happy that we didn’t sell such a fan, but gladly headed off to ask at a competitor’s store.

$100 says the dumbass lives in the suburbs, under an HOA, and is one of the bitchiest members of the HOA trying to control how others live.

It wasn’t so much the sitting and eating since the ramp really wasn’t busy. That part of the story was a prelude to the major offense of driving behind me as I was backing. I’m not going to chase him down to tell him not to do that.

1) I’ve always been happy with the Cooper tires I’ve had. Right now I’m rolling Discoverer SRX on my Edge. They’re a little louder and get a little worse fuel economy than the Michelins which came with it, but their snow and wet traction is phenomenal. Yes, I commit the mortal sin of running All Season tires year…

It is probably almost easier to find one that is universally hated, but then there are people who actually bought the Aztec new, or buy used Yugos...

It comes down to basic function. Tinder is well known as a dating app, so it is apparent why you wouldn’t want it on your kid’s phone. Snapchat is well known as a photo sharing app, but has other ‘features’ which make it undesirable for a kid’s phone. That’s why it makes the list and Tinder doesn’t.

I’d guess Tinder isn’t because it is widely known and known what it is for. Like, it’s basic function is as a dating app and that’s why you don’t want it on your kid’s phone. Snapchat on the other hand, while widely known as a photo sharing app, has other things which are maybe not so widely known, like the location…

Oh man, people at ramps who aren’t doing boat things piss me off no end. One lake I frequent there are always people fishing from the ramp. GTFO of the way, it’s a boat ramp, the fishing pier is right over there, not 50 yards away! Then they act like you’re inconveniencing them when you use the ramp for its intended…

I was surprised and saddened when they remodeled my daughter’s elementary school a few years ago. I was surprised that they put huge glass windows right next to every single door. They make children in the rooms much, much more vulnerable. They have less space to hide, and the windows are large enough that if broken pr…

These would be those mentally ill people that Trump was talking about, right? Right?

According to Wikipedia, there are currently 36 members of congress who are Jewish. Of those, TWO are republicans. So there might be two who like him... maybe...

$10 says that if Rouhani sent it on plain paper with no letterhead, no seals or emblems, through the regular post, and otherwise gave no clue who he is, Trump wouldn’t have a clue that it was from the Iranian President. He’d be taking a picture of it and posting it on Twitter claiming “This Rouhani fellow is a great…

Could always do what we do with bread and stand it up on the cut side to prevent it from drying.

“Reasonable doubt” does not work when the jury is incapable of reason.