A few thoughts:

Something, something, I’d let her handle my hose any day...

I’d suspect that this was a fairly low speed collision given that it did very little to the Jeep. 

So you’re suggesting that the fragility of... pretty much everything meant that it all worked as ‘crumple zone’ and protected him? It might be time to let the DJ retire to the automotive old folks home.

The difference is that the at fault party has to talk to a police officer face to face rather than an insurance guy on the phone. Another difference is that the at fault party has to talk to a police officer fairly shortly after the accident, not a day later when they’ve had time to think about it and maybe invent…

Exactly. Who would you rather face down, a guy with a gun, or a guy with literally any other object? Even the biggest gun humper should answer any other object without taking an instant to think about it. That answer kind of says something about guns doesn’t it?

A guy I used to work with retired from the Air Force before getting his job with me. He would regale us with Air Force stories regularly. Many of the stories involved coffee and he drank more coffee than anyone I’ve ever met, had to be easily 3 pots a day while at work and probable more before and after work. Even my…

A person could ‘hang’ themselves from a ring bolted to the floor. All it takes is a ‘rope’ that would constrict around the neck enough to cut off air and the ability to put the body into a position that will maintain that constriction after the individual passes out. The person has to be determined enough to stay in …

I was appalled—indeed, the entire Department was—and frankly angry, to learn of the MCC’s failure to adequately secure this prisoner. We are now learning of serious irregularities at this facility...

The THE has always struck me as sounding like an inside frat boy joke that got taken way too far. 

My dad went there!

She totally is, and she is my new hero!

OH COME ON!

When he starts doing that sing-songy thing with his voice, talking, I want to kick things.

I think he does have a point that $150k isn’t really all that much money. It’s a lot, but it is not “rich” or “wealthy” by any stretch. Still, most congress critters are rich or wealthy from other sources of income. Still, even if not, that’s no excuse for flying pedo-air.

I wouldn’t doubt that they did it, but I do doubt its effectiveness. I ran my old truck to nearly 200k with it pretty consistently 1/2-1 qt low. It’d leak if full, but not when low.

Except those people up above who are complaining:

Not a CUV. It’s the same platform as the Explorer and there is nothing Compact about it. You’re one of those that insists an SUV has to be body on frame aren’t you?

This. I’d rather drive a car that is comfortable 90% and not have it be that good at how I’d like to drive 10% of the time than be good that 10% and suck ass the other 90%. That opinion is based on experience.

Wait, are you suggesting that not all cars need to be sports cars!? Next you’ll be telling us that different people have different vehicular needs. It’s a slippery slope you heretic. Turn in your Jalop card!