Me too.

Sometimes roads have curves.

Surely there must be a way to gauge how full DC hotels are going to be...

Collected from the front lawns of VFW’s across the nation, complete with their concrete filled main guns and welded shut hatches.

Well they are camouflaged!

That’s not a big deal on skis because you have poles you can use to push yourself along (which is a serious workout, I might add, and now the original NordicTrack actually makes sense to me). That kind of thing really isn’t much fun on a snowboard, where you’d have to unstrap your back foot and kick, skateboard…

I don’t believe it actually attacks the subs, just spots them. Subs near the surface are visible to aircraft overhead. Helicopters have the ability to fly from the decks of a great many more ships than planes. Plus they’re able to do that whole hover thing, which would allow them to better observe any sub spotted for…

No, because they’re not always in the same place. Sometimes you need to activate the blinker while turning. If the wheel happens to be upside down because you’re turning sharply, where’s the button to activate the left blinker? You have to think about it. Thinking about it takes time and removes your attention from…

WhyTF aren’t they also 1 press up!? The only reason I put down windows now days is to pay a toll, or at the drive through, or other instances where I want it all the way down, then all the way up.

Seriously, 1 blink? What exactly do you thing the blinker is for? Do people wave to you to tell you that you’re #1 quite often?

Although would it really surprise you if Donny insisted they try, so they do, and the bridge, tank, and driver go down? Then afterward, whose fault would it be? No, not Donny, somehow it’d be a democrat’s fault.

One could think that the likelihood of getting into an accident is directly related to the number of drivers one comes into close proximity with. Not lane splitting, one is in close proximity to a handful of other drivers (the one in front, the one behind, a few on either side). When lane splitting one comes into…

The best time to wake up is when you wake up of your own accord. If I had a time machine, I’d go back in time and straight up cold blooded murder whichever jackass invented the alarm clock.

As a physics geek, I want to be far enough that I’m able to consciously witness the beauty of the nuclear reaction, yet close enough that I won’t suffer much.

Well, he didn’t necessarily say it was a traditionally attractive woman. 

Nah, I’d think if we were on the brink of war with Iran they’d be separating Pence and Trump for security reasons.

Depends on what you’re eating/saving and how long until you get home. Have some leftover fries and won’t be going home for 3 hours, leave them. Have some leftover spaghetti and meatballs and will be going straight home, take it.

You ANIMAL! Never reheat leftover pizza, it is best served cold!

Even worse is when they snatch your nearly empty beer or mixed drink which you had planned on finishing.