Tell me, when you read a book, do you read the top line on the left page, then over the fold/binding the second line on the right page? This thing he is holding up clearly has a fold down the middle. 

You know, if this was going the other way, Trump gave Macron a tree, it died, Trump decided to give him another... I have no doubt Trump would tell someone to call a nursery, have them deliver a tree to avoid the hassle, it’d show up on Macron’s doorstep, and not only would it not be an oak tree, but it’d be a fucking…

Now all we need is someone to go down there and show them exactly how easy it is to climb over their fucking wall even though simply going around it is an option. 

My biggest point was, have you ever timed that “5 minutes”? Next time you go to Boston, actually time it. 

I see lots of people are still worried about road trips and the time it takes to recharge; “30 minutes is too long”, “it takes less than 5 to fill up with gas”, etc.

Use two hands so that the load is evenly distributed between two shoulders? Use friction to belay the load (wrap the cord around a bollard or something before beginning the retract)?

Imagine my horror as a 7th grader when we moved from Ohio to Georgia and I’d never even heard of okra before finding it on my lunch tray one day.

Hershey’s Syrup:

Reminds me of a time...

Well, I’m never eating at a restaurant with an upstairs again.

It’s almost like as if they’re fleeing poverty and violence and the thought of 3 meals/day, clean water, a roof, and government protection from cartels is something that they’d like to have... or something...

Pretty sure all those pins with the spring detents are supposed to be pushed fully in when you’ve got the spring under load...

I’ve done them, without a spring compressors to boot. Granted, it was a small car, so not super strong springs, but with the car on on the ground, I simply chained the springs at that length. Jacked the car up, removed the struts, removed the springs, installed the springs on the new struts, back in the car. Once back…

I’d wager that most adults who do any math on the regular do it that way mentally without realizing it. They just don’t connect the dots between what they do with $3.56+$7.23 and what kids are doing with 11+14 because 11+14 is so simple to them that they don’t need any “special tricks”.

My kid just finished 4th. He asked for some help with his math homework one time this past year and I said “Okay, but you’ll have to explain what you’re doing.” because they were doing some sort of visual representation thing. He proceeded to explain to me that a “+” means to add and a “-” means to subtract. Not even…

Could you please, please, please stop demeaning mashed potatoes? Could you at least pick something vile to compare his brain status to? I dunno, boiled okra? Blood pudding? Casu Marzu? Might need to save that last one for a particularly... well I was going to say “particularly idiotic time” but “particularly idiotic”…

God dammit, Adam Savage is a national treasure, how dare you compare Trump to him!?

I’d just like to point out that a lot of this is what that “despicable common core math” teaches. It’s about teaching kids how to solve a problem by thinking flexibly. Most adults don’t understand why common core math makes simple problems like 12+23 so difficult by turning it into (10+20)+(2+3) because they don’t…

Dude should’ve gone for more. Not only did they steal and profit off of his intellectual property, but they also tainted it so as to be unusable in the future. 

It doesn’t surprise me that he doesn’t respect intellectual property as it appears he’s never had any...