The 25% voucher does NOT work for DA:I, but it DOES work for Far Cry 4.

Bullet Sponge: The Game.

I was bored to death by The Raid. Which was disappointing after hearing all the praise it received.

Oh hey Greg Lopez.

Why are my pants all gooey???

I made a female for my second run of Skyrim, does that count?

Nice arms. I mean... guns. I mean... bulge. Wait, what?

Was Sullivan & Son not Asian enough?

Ughhhhhh I love cider. It's like beer except it doesn't taste like carbonated PISS WATER.

Connor, my boy.... my handsome, handsome boy.... you gotta get room tone and lay it under the track so you don't hear the scene cuts. It's driving me nuts.

Why isn't this on HBO Go??

Whoa! I don't like commenting on other peoples' appearances, but...... he looks like a melted muppet.

She must have the worst diarrhea.

Josh Charles looks like an American version of James McAvoy.

This is why I'm crazy about Canadian curling....

Oh man, I'm feeling some strange things inside. I'm so confused. I've never felt this before!! Hold on, let me check something....

I thought Jay's beard looked super sexy.... but what do I know.

But she did make it home! I think you can assume that they could eventually track her location. The film was more about her metaphorical rebirth as a character (hence squeezing herself out of the capsule, taking her first breath, her first steps, etc.). Personally, I'm glad no one was there to help her or coddle…

Why?

Yeah, but that guy has a rockin' bod.