Two consecutive Blues-Kings playoff series stand counter to that statement.

Dude. Take your sarcasm detector in for calibration.

Last time someone landed on the Hudson in NY, it was Capt. Sully, and everyone was happy. Man, things have changed.

It must be painful for Derek Jeter to watch that video. Mostly because he no longer has the kind of range shown by the first baseman.

[hears "ding!" from computer]

and the best way to get around it, we found, was to poke a hole in it, even if we still got foam on our nose

Read the joke again, Einstein.

Jesus fuck, is there nobody on the Gawker staff capable of writing about science? The majority of zoos, accredited zoos, don't exist as some sad tiny cage Victorian animal freakshow where kids can go to watch monkeys hump. These are zoos with highly active research programs to learn more about un-researched…

It's a Natinal dilemma.

"We are not a cautionary tale."

I don't know if I'd call them "scions of privilege". The interior is nothing special and they don't even get that good of gas mileage.

My wife says it's probably not mithril! That's Nenya, Galadriel's ring! Nerd fight!

"I can deal with him not touching me in public and all that"

Content-wise, nothing. I just don't like her. She inspires my ire. She is the Taylor Swift of young Hollywood (save all the dating).

He did an amazing job with WoT, that's for damn sure. Don't know if he'd be happy to be the go to guy to finish dead man's prose though:)

Meanwhile, officials for the Sheboygan Whimsy were shocked at their star forward's ruthless, deceptive negotiation tactics.

I don't even know what to say.

Ask these dudes.

Did they take the Bucklebury Ferry?