Could have saved a lot of time had she looked on the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door.

Remember everyone...what do we say to trolls?

[Criticism about your macaroni privilege.]

I also found this unsettling. Emma Roberts gives her a bloody nose. Lindy says "Hey, men and women, don't hit and bite each other. Allegedly."

Many of them were in diapers...

Is that English?

Wait. I know I drank a bunch of wine on Saturday. And I've had a bunch of wine today. Does that logically follow that today is also Saturday? Should I drink more wine?

Ball me maybe.

Give her a break.

Way to go, Chris Paul. By capitalizing that second W in "WoW" you just brought the case to the attention of 30 million weapon-toting white kids across America.

Doesn't have the best record of comments about date rape, however.

If you want to see some even-less excited children, just wait until Penn State holds their own "Take a Photo With Your Favorite Predator" day.

dream casting: ben affleck AND jennifer garner

"On behalf of nerds everywhere"

I'm a nerd and I disagree with you. They're making an adaptation of the story that already differs from the one I grew up with. If they want to add more diversity and inclusiveness to it then surely that's a good thing.

WHY DOES THAT STUPID BEIBER GET TO TALK TO PRESIDENT CLINTON FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE??? I'VE NEVER BEEN A DICK AND I DON'T GET TO TALK TO BILL CLINTON. JUSTIN BEIBER'S NOT EVEN FROM THIS COUNTRY!!!

Is it time to start asking whether fans should wear protection too?

Not to get racial, but a lot of these execs are coming from homes where drinking is normalised and then they go to college and enter mostly white frats and drink a bunch. I don't want to say that white people are all alcoholics, but it does seem like something that activists in the white community might want to focus…

Well, I'm also a public school teacher, so my state REALLY hates me. Keep on keeping' on, right?

"Easiest money I ever made," said the guard. "He was always in the center of the room, since he refused to get anywhere near the walls, and every time he tried to get past me, he'd end up missing the door completely."