10-bath? That's like 40 john walls right there!

South Carolina has actually made the same decision, and, let me tell you, it looks hella unnatural seeing the Gamecocks without game balls.

He has a helmet covering his eyes, he's disoriented and he STILL manages not to run into the ass of any of his offensive linemen.

Wake up in the morning feelin' like Rick Stanzi,

Ah, joshikousei.

To: Notre Dame cup makers

First thing that came to mind:

Oh sure, but when Bambi's mom does it she's a slut?

Was that bad? It looked bad to me. Really bad. Like it should win a contest bad. I'd vote for it. Over and over and over and over. I think it even looks worse than some guy fumbling a ball.

**(should have posted this on Jalopnik)

If you're keeping track at home, Taiwan becomes the fourth to leap a BMW this year, following Lexus, Mercedes and Audi.

Here's the best possible outcome for their future.

The Orlando Magic could've told you that big baby-signings aren't a good idea.

I'll just leave this here.

"My best friend stood on a chair, in a restaurant, chanting, "Brady Quinn, Brady Quinn" during the 2007 NFL draft. The look in his eyes when the name Ted Ginn Jr. was announced is something I will never forget. Ever."

The hard-hearted harbinger of haggis?

Tell hypnotism and tickle torture porn girl that her brain will be fine. I work in the same field—been staring at 75-year-old blowjobs and gaping old lady assholes for seven years—and I've only had the urge to fuck my grandmother once.

There's a nub/handle in my car's steering column (where the key ignition would be) that senses when the key fob in close, and I turn it like a regular igition. Not quite a fancy schmancy push button, but in my car my keys still never have to leave my pocket. But whenever I drive my girlfriend's car it's like CHRIST I…

You never understand the convenience of push-button ignition until you have it and once you do, holy fuck there's no going back. My keys never have to leave whatever pocket they're in, it's glorious. Bonus: it's impossible to lock the keys in the car or in the trunk because the car is smarter than me and simply won't…

Is it wrong of me to be rooting for Manziel to get suspended just so I can see Jay Bilas torch the NCAA on Twitter some more?