Incognito is the last person who should be yelling, "Do you know who I am?!"

Let's hope Arsène Wenger never gets into a car accident, eh Greg?

Ugh. I hate it when couples start dressing alike.

SUBJECT: Lightning Photo

SUBJECT: Lightning Photo

Dean Spanos is the most stubborn asshole in the NFL. 14-2 wasn't good enough for Dean to keep around Marty Schottenheimer, so instead he found a dumpster fire replacement in Norv Turner.

McDaniel: [smashes into sled]

Why don't you come to Eden Prairie or Edina and rip the Vikes like that, Drew? You know what will happen. We'll smile and then talk behind your back about how we hate you.

The Vikings are the heroin of the NFL, and being a Vikings fan is a bit like being Ewan McGregor’s character in Trainspotting. You want to kick the habit, but things just keep getting in the way. Sure, a 15-1 season feels good for awhile, but then a dead baby shows up and misses the game winning field goal in the…

I went to UNC and was in class with some of the basketball players. At first I was starstruck, but then I just got pissed off that I was in class all the time and they'd show up to maybe 20% and of that %, late to at least half.

Trainer: Jus' hang loose, blood. We gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.

"Jamofo budalay me to tha bones... jacking me up tightly"

Portis, who last played in 2010, has said he suffered double-digit concussions over his career.

Tebow celebrated by overthrowing himself a party.

But separated by safety glass.

I want to have a beer or be pan pals with zodiac motherfucker.

Todd Haley saw you riding the Manhattan-bound Brooklyn Q train.

Be kind of cool to buy it and move to Baltimore for new beginnings

[Groans, facepalms]

Fine, I'll say it: border control policy is really confusing.