This is the whole point! Odell Beckham is a figment of his own imagination! That’s what makes sports amazing.

His unusually long routes require a QB that can make a 12-step drop

They will sail into the West, they’re saga in this Age of the Earth having been fulfilled.

Technically it’s G-D-A-E on any violin

If only there was some kind of stand in which to join with your fellow man. They just need some new recruits.

It’s alright, he doesn’t need validation from some silly fan poll. His mind will be at ease, given that he can sail the seven seas and all.

OH SO WOMEN ARE SUING JUST BECAUSE THEIR BUTTHURT?

Not a huge surprise they settled. Cases like this only go to trial once in a black and blue moon.

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

Things Barry Petchesky thinks are bad: Sports, comedy.

Congratulations, you’re a P-3! They, uh, they don’t really make you anymore.

Well, when the world ends. Music always saves the day in my book.

Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say that it’s fine if women want to focus on this aspect of La’el Collins’ life. I GET THAT. AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. But at the end of the day, I’m a football fan, and we want to see great players be great and that’s what I’m concerned with.

That is supposed to be there! If someone wants to send me PGP-encrypted (very secure) emails, they need that information.

Shout out to Sam Woolley, that illustration is great.

Bills fans would prefer to stay down south where it's nice and warm and a little smelly and perfectly sized to slide your han—oh, I've lost focus.

So what did the Jets do, already well out of playoff contention and at this point only concerned with saving face? They took the ball out of Smith's hands.

Please oh please let RG3 end up with St. Louis and emerge as their franchise quarterback. This is what Dan Snyder deserves more than anything else.

So, I honestly think the Jets are the team most likely to go after him. I also think it'd be a terrible, terrible marriage for everyone. Which means it'll probably happen.