I have been looking forward to the NFC East portion of the WYTS2013 with bated breath, and the first two installments do not disappoint. These four teams deserve each other so much.

Wow. What was his history at Wilmer, Cutler, & Pickering? How did someone this spineless end up as chief counsel at a media company? Disney also owns publishing imprints; is he similarly spineless at threats of libel suits targeting those divisions?

100% agreed. And it's even better in winter. No more fumbling with car keys or key fobs in gloves, no more digging through jacket pockets with gloves searching for keys, no more transferring keys from pants pocket to jacket pocket for easy access. Once you go keyless, you can never go back. These days, when I get a…

Anthony's email, with the baby monitor eavesdropping, sounds like a great setup for a modern-day Rear Window, where a stay-at-home parent sees bad things happening to the other baby during the day, but at night, the other parent doesn't see them, and so dismisses the concerns as products of an overactive imagination…

+1 over, under, around, and through

Because arguably their biggest moment in pop culture history is the Snickers ad where the groundskeeper misspells their name on the end zone.

That only works if the rest of the AFC West is like Tina Turner..

Michael Shannon?

I want to hear this rant read aloud. Truly, a work of art.

If God appeared in the sky and told the city of Cleveland that they could have a 9-win season if every citizen killed one homeless man, how long would it be before they cleansed their downtown of vagrants? O/U 10 Minutes?

Age is probably just as important as sex/gender for this question... My first job out of college, I was on a project team where it was all dudes... but the next youngest guy was FIFTY. Being the only 20-something on a team like that is not the same. I have a friend who works in an office where he is the only guy...…

Hmm. Perhaps what you should also do is identify what in particular drives your revulsion to particular foods, be it specific notes in the taste, or types of textures. Shellfish often has a certain texture profile as well as a taste profile; same with mushrooms. (Incidentally, mushrooms as an entire class? There's…

There's a lot more to Maryland than Montgomery County and Baltimore metro. The entire western panhandle resembles West Virginia, as does north of Baltimore until the Pennsylvania border. And southern Maryland and the Eastern Shore are also quite southern in character.

I was thinking that you misspelled "hangar" before I caught what you meant... Christ, man. +1

I love these insights into how all the observations and notes crystallize into the final form; between this footnote and the other note about how Carruth acted as the verdict was read, I think I see a bit of insight into how it came together.

Holy shit. Vivid's on the line, they're impressed by how many cocks you jammed in there without complaining.

That's what they get for lettin' him into his zone, he was definitely in his zone...

... God damn it. +1

I realize you said "like Ashley" and not specifically Ashley, but unless it's one syllable, I'd think they could just each take part of the name, just as a placeholder...?

Ashley => Ash?