Sometimes, if you've been allowed to turn yourself in, you can come up with the ultimate "fuck you, my mugshot could be a publicity headshot". Tom DeLay is pretty much the epitome of this.

COMMENTARIAT CONCURS, ADDITIONAL ALLITERATION POSSIBILITIES PROLIFIC

GODLIKE GENNADY GOLOVKIN MUTILATED MATTHEW MACKLIN WITH A BATTERING BODY BLOW, AUGURS ADDITIONAL ALLITERATION FROM WEARY, WINDBAG WRITERS

Frying pans aren't math! I'm not even sure they qualify as humanities!

WHERE'S YOUR MATH

Cherica Adams is worse than any of those, IMO.

Maybe the Falcons are pregnant, and they're just nesting?

I would pay good money of those two walking onto a reservation and greeting people "Hey, what's up redskin?"

Give the crying kid a break, he's obviously tired...

+7

So that's where all the fucks are... Well, that explains why I had none to give today...

As soon as I saw that Grim Fandango image, the music started running through my head... That game had such a great combination of art, music, and story...

Discovery Channel is planning a live special feature for the subsequent surgery when the staples are removed, to analyze graft picks.

YOU'RE THE DOG NOW, MAN

The uniform may say "jaguar" but the pose screams "crane".

But if you grew up in the same spot for two decades? No. Fuck you. You root for your terrible local teams or you GTFO.

Boeheim demonstrates how to set up a pick.

That was the voice that made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, (del) Toro.

Dante-ng humor, I love it.

Since your models in both sports and politics use so many variables, how do you avoid overconstraining to past performance where it affects its forward predictive value?