Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

This is why people hate soccer. Seriously, nobody even touched them.

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

most shocking part of this is that there is a workplace in North Carolina that only employs one person named Dale

Laugh all you want, Tom. The last thing this country needs is more division.

I wouldn’t be so quick to blame Vontaze for such a monumental lapse in judgement.

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

Ainge: Wait, he did WHAT?!?!

Terrorist 1: [on walkie-talkie] “Can you confirm: are all 5 ‘big ones’ in place?”

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

Billy Bragg- Waiting For The Great Leap Forward.

Uncle: I can’t believe he said that.

It’s all part of the 12-step program. Just as soon as you’re 12 steps out of the building, they fire your ass.

Ah, fuck. There goes his second career as a movie reviewer.

Rovell: Maybe it turns out racism isn’t even racist. Maybe it turns out the invisible hand is black.

“Who is Alanis?”

Good thing you’re here .... to reMIIIIIND them...

Wow, that girl is unbelievable!