SeriousWhimsy
SeriousWhimsy
SeriousWhimsy

Mostly.

Hillary only wins the popular vote if you include Michigan, where Obama took his name off the ballot, so received zero votes.

We know who’s responsible.

New draftees can now be traded starting day after World Series. New rule to stop using the “player to be named later” loophole (for example, Trea Turner trade).

Fining every New England player was also too much.

This was better than the alternative punishment...burning at the stake.

Agent: So are you fine with the Giants’ latest proposal?

hundreds, due to fake accounts using abc@abc.com email address

Starbucks is counting on his ability to upsell everyone to the Vinti.

Miller: I trust that I’ll be the starter so much I’ll put it in ink.

Here’s the kicker.

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Best fiends in baseball.

He couldn’t get enough liquid. He kept yelling “Where’s Ramm’s stein?” and everybody kept responding “Germany.”

Won’t anybody think of the kids?

He’ll do well with the current focus on small ball.

The columns evoke the Grecian democratic tradition.

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