Whoa, that's much, much too small to work. How the hell are you supposed to fit a whole economy in there?

If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment their heart breaks

DUAL MEDALS.

This is the worst thing to happen for Cuba since the Bay of Pigs.

Oh I get it now. Their Instagram would have more common sense if they stopped using the Noblesavage filter!

"And do I get any credit for having minority owners? No—it gets completely overlooked. This stupid country..."

[raises six white flags]

man. according to this chart, sometime in the next 50 years, cheerleaders will be totally naked. or torsos are going to get really long.

... embedded throughout their rich history as the original Americans.

The worst part of this was knowing that it's likely the last time we'll see Didier Drogba in a World Cup, and probably in an Ivory Coast shirt. Drogba is probably my favorite player ever, hate to see him go out like this.

I hear you, but it makes you wonder if there's just something...I don't know, in the water, that prevents these African teams from succeeding all these years.

It's nice to finally see a bunch of Europeans rip something from the hands of an African nation for a change.

Nugent tickets aren't free already?

This seems dangerous, extreme, and a little bit crazy. Who would live in Arizona?

Ad Director: OK team, this dumpster thing is not going well. I need ideas. Give me anything!

Thanks for the input, Nike Marketing

"Hope Solo is going psychotic. She's fucking, beating people up, and we need help."

Shortly afterward, a dog in a cop costume was spotted sniffing around for casings.

The pig did, in fact, die due to complications from massive internal bleeding. According to those who were with him for the final minutes, his last words were simply "Th-th-th-that's all folks!"

Daddy, why did the walking glory hole try to kill Bartolo Colon?