Lyin' on the floor, Lyin' on the floor

I also thought it was cool how FIFA let him ref the Mexico-Cameroon match.

No snark. Good is good. And this is as good as it gets.

fucking awesome. Thank you for sharing

I wanted to hate this as a hardened deadspin cynic but it was actually pretty cool

[After the Columbine shootings]

It was not Cavani who flicked the ball on but Gerrard, who had a big steaming turd of a game. Suarez would have been offside had it been Cavani who headed it to him.

Donald said "I am going to take you out, O'Donnell!" O'Donnell claimed he interpreted that as a death threat.

Oh, never mind, everyone. I figured it out: embiid is broken.

"I used to fix prolapsed monkey rectums when I worked at a primate breeding facility."

Mongols: [rampage through Asia and Europe, stop at Krakow and turn back]

Lucy Li, just 11 years old and still in sixth grade

Here in AMERICA, she's called "Lucy 51".

JeeneteDanilleBerzinger: "My sister-in-law makes $2270.00 per week on the internet with one simple trick."

I'd say these pastel-like colors are better suited for WASPs.

Sore Cavs are pretty common in Cleveland.

While I think this whole thing is a little overblown, it is nice to see a member of the Billingsley family make it past the 4th inning at a Dodgers game.

Andrew Jackson: "Hey, Indians... GTFO."