"And as we sit here, on a humid night in Los Angeles, having just witnessed the towering Clayton Kershaw put together a masterpiece incomparable to but a few others, puddles of orange and blue sports drink pooling at his lumbering feet, I am reminded of the 1905 World Series, Game 6. Christy Mathewson had just pitched…

It's only a matter of time before one of these celebrations turns ugly and someone gets Powerade in their mouth.

The best way to compare no-hitters is in the walk and hit categories

The most dominating pitching performance I have ever seen. Rockies weren't even close to getting a hit.

Hot take.

the two are in an "eight-foot container with a grated cattle guard at the top, allowing for air circulation and the opportunity for fan interaction."

Abby (Abbie? Abbi?)

Challenger: [explodes]

[American Airlines Flight 11 approaches the WTC North Tower]

she didn't even require 50,000 retweets to follow through with it!

Based on my experience with another dude in a small underground chamber in the mid-90's, I feel confident saying things will go smoothly as long as they have plenty of video games and marijuana, a decent music selection and audio system, and until someone gets a girlfriend.

Matheny's response was widely applauded among the St. Louis fan base; they usually have to wait until October to see a wild Card upset.

That's an inverted Buffalo Nickel, none of which existed in 1002.

"innaporpriate" vs. "innaproriate"

I have a question for all these people complaining: exactly how boring are your lives that you're seriously watching the 7th round of the NFL draft?

I had to read a couple hundred words to find out this guy was speechless.

I really wish the government would get out of sports by not forcing the Redskins to change their name, but also stay involved in sports by keeping gay people out.

Surely they could name a bowl after something that is also without value but a bit more pertinent to the student athletes. The Degree In Communications Bowl has a nice ring to it.

A truly wise judge would have followed the example of Solomon, and ordered that Dan Snyder be cut in half.