-1 because the comment isn't funny or relevant

The editorial board at the National Review just came.

When asked about the Heat, fans responded, "no, no, it's the humidity that's the problem."

May the road rise up to meet you

I refuse to believe that last one is in Miami given that none of the folks got up and left 3/4 of the way through.

The joke here is the part where it says "Miami Fan"

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING IN THE BACKFIELD?!?!?!

Great job done here by Shane McNulty, hurrying the quarterback and causing the bad pass that was picked off. Also a good job by other Shane McNulty, putting the hit on the player pursuing the ball. And an awesome job by the other Shane McNulty, picking off the ball and hustling 93 yards for the touchdown.

Coop of Death.

Showing off her 0-0 face.

"Are there guys who kick with both legs?"

Oh, man! You edited out the best part, Tom. Here I transcribed for you:

"And don't get me started on Diego Maradona. I offered him a Diet Coke and he told me they were both part of his New Year's resolution."

Yeah, well, the joke's on the prison guards. The guy they arrested for throwing the ball contains even more heroin, marijuana, tobacco, and cell phones.

Obviously, Durant thinks he should be forgiven. But if there's anyone on that team who truly deserves to be given amnesty, it's Kendrick Perkins.

Well, yeah, but only because it reminded them of a bunch of troublesome coeds.

That's strange. Iran and Nigeria are normally at the top of the list of carefree, fun lovin' nations.

Moral victories are nice; three points are nicer.