It's spelled 5pa1n now, didn't you know?

Sorry, Delta...but way to stick your neck out there with that attempt.

You give my 4 students from Ghana a sad.

Best.Song.Ever.

[Eyes roof nervously]

"The Revolution Is Just A T-Shirt Away"

Talk about a real-life David & Goliath story!

Jesus, He's just the douche that keeps on douching.

So much racism over at Jalopnik, especially against White/Beige paint.

"Someone needs to take Sutter home."

This is a great idea for a picnic! Since their wines often have screw tops, there is no need for a corkscrew!

-Apologies if you're on mobile; the map will be cutoff.

You'd have thought Tony could have taken a lesson from his numbers and never dipped.

I bet he can still clear the rack. As a conditioned athlete, after years upon years of training, and his body adapted to handle the weight, he could still likely retain the ability. Of course, I'm talking about the pastries rack at Panera, but still.

So the Alec Martinez post started me thinking about other occasions where a participant has been mic'd:

Yes. It's the person who can't spell "hockey".

Huh. First he makes your point, then he wants you to go home. Is that another way of saying your work here is done?

i can't go home dipshit, it's the fucking internet

JOSE CANSECO: [Sees Tweet; mouth drops open]

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

Despite not being an expert in the areas of athlete nicknames and large penises, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the dick in that photo is surely PG13"