[Spit takes]

Location matters. The Pub Fest in Rurala was also a bust.

Steven Weber Can't Find the Jet

Not the first time LeGarrette started the season with a hit.

The kids and the biting set it up for a Modest Proposal joke, but Carragher's involvement undermines the comparison to something that's Swift.

Looks exactly like what I would expect a golden retriever to tweet.

Does naming your album My Everything demand you sit on a stool?

The Pisher King

"Suddenly, a person just pop, pop, pop."

Werner's name was removed when MLB learned that his involvement with That 70's Show does not mean he has experience marketing stuff to septuagenarians.

Hard-boiled Egg Harbor detective looks to crack case.

That slap against a Clemson facemask is known as a Woody Hayesmaker.

Not surprising given that many will land kush jobs after graduation.

Worst cryptogram ever.

Looks like Snyder was caught red-handed.

The Big One? So there's like 3 or 4 of these, right?

Didn't Brandeis talk about Sunshine and the Beast Dis Invective?

They're just proving that squaring the circle is possible because communism doesn't accept the existence of transcendental things.

Yep. His #FinalStatement tweet is now gone and he's talking about videos.