You don't become the dominant sports journalist for East Contra Costa County by messing around with mundane things like consistency, or working for an actual news outlet.

He also had this one:

And ESPN also stands for "Everybody Spouts Petty Nonsense"

The kids' hearts just weren't in it. They were told they were going to Orlando to see a Mickey Mouse operation and instead of Disney got the Magic's training camp.

It's a Brewers thing. Ryan Braun spent two years as Don'ttello.

By the look of things, getting an accurate picture of the band has been impeded by red tape.

Naked Hamburglar: Should I add the Special Sauce?

If this van's a-rockin', the o-line ain't blockin'

Yep, the New York Times is currently appealing to the Lane County District Attorney's office over UO redactions for no reason.

Well, there's a host of stuff tied to the rape allegations against basketball players (Let's End the Silence), including redacting nearly all documents under spurious FERPA claims: Redaction Run Amok. A timeline can be found here.

Oregon has had a lot of practice recently in covering things up.

Cubs pitchers are helping celebrate the 70s by way of inflated earned run averages.

David Caruso: Congratulations, Vin. I'm sure the movie will do great.

+1 (and sorry for my star-unstar-star ineptitude...kinja confusion)

The Bills keep trying to emulate the Patriots, who had their own "Shot through the heart, and you're to blame" moment.

Bar Patron, watching game on TV: Hey look! Somebody dropped a beer in that shot!

It doesn't help his argument any that Column B is also his wife's dialogue during sex.

it's the most nerve-wracking thing ever because you really don't want that bottle

It's just better contained because now he has a Cup.

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