[Spit takes]

Location matters. The Pub Fest in Rurala was also a bust.

Steven Weber Can't Find the Jet

Not the first time LeGarrette started the season with a hit.

The kids and the biting set it up for a Modest Proposal joke, but Carragher's involvement undermines the comparison to something that's Swift.

Looks exactly like what I would expect a golden retriever to tweet.

Does naming your album My Everything demand you sit on a stool?

The Pisher King

"Suddenly, a person just pop, pop, pop."

Werner's name was removed when MLB learned that his involvement with That 70's Show does not mean he has experience marketing stuff to septuagenarians.

Hard-boiled Egg Harbor detective looks to crack case.

That slap against a Clemson facemask is known as a Woody Hayesmaker.

Not surprising given that many will land kush jobs after graduation.

Worst cryptogram ever.

Looks like Snyder was caught red-handed.

The Big One? So there's like 3 or 4 of these, right?

Didn't Brandeis talk about Sunshine and the Beast Dis Invective?

They're just proving that squaring the circle is possible because communism doesn't accept the existence of transcendental things.

Yep. His #FinalStatement tweet is now gone and he's talking about videos.

You don't become the dominant sports journalist for East Contra Costa County by messing around with mundane things like consistency, or working for an actual news outlet.