He also had this one:

And ESPN also stands for "Everybody Spouts Petty Nonsense"

The kids' hearts just weren't in it. They were told they were going to Orlando to see a Mickey Mouse operation and instead of Disney got the Magic's training camp.

It's a Brewers thing. Ryan Braun spent two years as Don'ttello.

By the look of things, getting an accurate picture of the band has been impeded by red tape.

Naked Hamburglar: Should I add the Special Sauce?

If this van's a-rockin', the o-line ain't blockin'

Yep, the New York Times is currently appealing to the Lane County District Attorney's office over UO redactions for no reason.

Well, there's a host of stuff tied to the rape allegations against basketball players (Let's End the Silence), including redacting nearly all documents under spurious FERPA claims: Redaction Run Amok. A timeline can be found here.

Oregon has had a lot of practice recently in covering things up.

Cubs pitchers are helping celebrate the 70s by way of inflated earned run averages.

David Caruso: Congratulations, Vin. I'm sure the movie will do great.

+1 (and sorry for my star-unstar-star ineptitude...kinja confusion)

The Bills keep trying to emulate the Patriots, who had their own "Shot through the heart, and you're to blame" moment.

Bar Patron, watching game on TV: Hey look! Somebody dropped a beer in that shot!

It doesn't help his argument any that Column B is also his wife's dialogue during sex.

it's the most nerve-wracking thing ever because you really don't want that bottle

It's just better contained because now he has a Cup.

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Son, sun, Sonata.