The article is a bit confusing but it seems like he initially legitimately chartered a fishing boat to catch one fish, and THEN stole a different boat which is the one he got stuck in.

Cape Disappointment is a place I’ve been, but only in my mind.

Edgy!

And he chartered a boat to take him 30 mi out to catch that one fish. 

Adjusted for inflation that’s eleventy kabillion dollars in today’s money.

Leaving a fish on the doorstep of the goonies house for comedy. Is this Canadian mischief? Because thats lame as fuck.

Maybe hand ‘em out as flyers to woman at the bars you find bro dozers at just for educational purposes

“I always thought an expensive sports car was a “chick magnet” type purchase.”

I’d also like the paycheck to buy them.

Exactly. These limited edition versions are just marketing. Something to get the rubes into the dealership. 

Dealers want to keep it confusing so that they can say “why don’t you stop by and we can talk about the numbers?” 

My local bar has it on draft and they say that sales have plummeted since the switch. Some people are even sending drinks back, insisting it is not Fat Tire. What a mess.

So just raise the rates for those vehicles in proportion to their theft risk. Why stop coverage altogether?

Perhaps you should educate yourself on how the insurance industry has bought and paid for politicians to allow them to do things that are illegal for every industry but theirs. Like choosing which cars to insure and not insure. Or better still being allowed to discriminate based on age, sex and marital status. Or…

Depends on the finance company; some require proof as part of finalizing finance;-copy of ins card or policy cover sheet- and some will just require you be informed, this is based on your credit score since someone with a 700 or above is statistically more likely to be insured that someone with a 520. When we bought…

So insurance companies are dropping people because they are using their insurance.... fucking love it. 

As James Cain said about insurance companies in Double Indemnity, a great crime novel from 1936:

if you can’t get insurance can you still register the car?  Here, if you can’t insure it you can’t drive it.  Which leads to “You can’t sell that here”  That might impact sales figures just a skosh.

I think we have some late breaking candidates for the “dealbreaking flaw” article

The problem I have with these “services” is that unless they are selling C grade and below they are not “rescuing” anything. B grade produce (your normal misshapen products that misfits and others use) is generally bought by restaraunts in bulk because once it’s chopped, dices or sliced most people wouldn’t be able to…