Unless she got it from the Gecko, this is total bullshit.

I will never not laugh at the idea of Jaguar, a company historically known for having severe electrical problems spanning several decades, becoming an all-electric brand.

IDK. If they settle that will encourage a slew of cases, I bet they will instead fight this tooth and nail in order to establish a precedent that discourages this nonsense.

i mean, that’s what i would have said if i was a lawyer for Geico. i would have worn my shruggin’ suit with the really big shoulder pads.

Genital ignition interlock...exquisite

No, but her lawyer is a lawyer.

Whose covers it if it happens in the insurance agent’s office? Asking for a friend

It’s like being in a band, and wearing you own band’s t-shirt.

i love these cars, but i don’t want the silhouette of my car, on a badge that’s on my car. i don’t know if that’s meta, or inception, or meta-inception. but i think it’s kind of stupid, whatever it is.

If there’s any kind of justice, Geico shouldn’t end up paying a dime. It’s absurd to think that car insurance would cover this sort of thing. Using the same logic, homeowners insurance would cover trysts in homes and municipalities would be on the hook for things happening on a park bench.

I could maybe see a claim like this being made successfully against an umbrella liability policy, but it doesn’t make a lot of sense under car insurance.

Just when you think lawyers have gotten too low, they just go lower. How the hell can an insurance company even be remotely involved in this claim? 

The question I have is that how on earth could she prove she contracted it while in the insured vehicle, and nowhere else?

So, if this were to happen in someone’s home, would the homeowner’s insurance cover it?

I predict this law will be unenforceable in practice. 

In other news, BigMcLargeHuge of 1234 fake Id lane has become the number one pornhub user with over 9999 simultaneously views 24/7

i think there’s going to be a lot of McLovin watching pornhub with the rule changes

So now we get weird 66.8% news sites that also have porn?

Finally, my kink!

Well thats a horrible take.