The more he says it’s not called a Fruit Door the more I believe it really is.

This is the only true answer.

David’s body responds to tetanus shots with an increased attraction to rust.

Holy shit!

That’s the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline and was surprised it wasn’t even mentioned in the article.

How much is a typical Moe’s burrito that $5 is a good deal?

No kidding. I expect the HD hate here, but can’t believe how many are sh!tting on this dealer for giving away a couple of free motorcycles.

Seems like a good bike, but I was confused about the hierarchy when this model was announced recently.

all tweets are bad

“It didn’t say we couldn’t...”

I haven’t seen anything listed in the AT4 package for the Terrain that gives it any added offroad capability. I imagine the rugged look is way more appealing to Terrain buyers than real features would be (keeps the price down, too), but it waters down the AT4 “brand” that is actually useful on the trucks.

Anything can go offroad if it’s a rental.

Crappy Career = Jeep Boost

Ghost Rider needed a family vehicle?

There is some precedent for this.

Yeah, it seems a bit counterintuitive doesn’t it? First instinct is the wheels won’t turn if it’s in park.

It both goes without saying and can’t be said enough.

RIP Sabine. Thank you for your great contributions to the automotive community and the world at large.

My takeaway from 1st gear is that fancy fuel management gizmo is only worth 1 MPG?!