I looked up gout once as I often see it in old books and wondered what it was. I got ads for gout medication for years.

I fear it is has been lost, due to the Remove All The Fun Features purge.

I signed the papers for my house on the last day of my twenties. Then got incredibly drunk and had sex with my best friend. We were both, supposedly, straight, but she made me an offer I couldn’t refuse after a whole bottle of Moet and a few sakes. I spent the following decade discovering that, as it turned out, I’m…

One of my coworkers who has a 6 year old son recently used my work computer to do some shopping, so now the default advertising that pops up whenever I go to websites is all boys underwear, all the time. As the only gay guy in the office, it is rather disconcerting.

When FB gives me the weight loss ads I wonder if it can see me eating in front of my computer?

Just don’t do what I did: sit on couch with a massive migraine and a baby hanging off your boob.

I actually loved that. Shonda wanted to get rid of him, he’d been saying snarky things about the show and about wanting to spend more time on his passion of being a race car driver and that this was just a job (and the alleged intern screwing), so I thought it was hilarious that Derek died in a car, by being…

A friend of mine works for an Australian Olympian and we have been mocking the Australian uniform for weeks. It looks like a barbershop quartet had sex with a boarding school.

He was stiff as a board. He couldn’t even sit in a car seat comfortably, they had to drive around with him laying on a mattress in the back of their SUV. The father is saying they’re being attacked/convicted now for being anti-vaccine and the owners of a supplement company. Buddy, you let you kid die an excruciatingly…

What you don’t seem to realize is that there is no single “most qualified” person for cabinet positions. There are many people with very similar backgrounds and qualifications. We aren’t going to sacrifice qualifications and experience in the cabinet in favor of diversity. We’re going to have both.

I think it's crazy that this is the woman who gave them so much true shit to write back in the day (she wore a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck. She was weirdly inappropriate with a close family member in public.). And now all they have is her weight and her marriage.

It isn’t a bathrobe. It’s a smoking jacket. That distinction won him over.

It’s well done, but the way it treats the main abusive relationship in her life is really odd and made me a bit uncomfortable (as did the title, which i found to be condescending). I recommended it to people purely because of the richness of its footage and interviews, and being reminded over and over about how mind…

Chris Brown can kiss my ass with this film. Him and his awful mama. She’s the worst next to him.

Who is this woman who apparently knows Arabic well enough to know the word “Shahid”, but us so pig ignorant that she thinks anyone speaking Arabic is a terrorist? Geez.

Run the world is one of her worst songs. Give me countdown or grown woman.

I feel like I’m being pandered to. Feel similarly about Single Ladies, but I just can’t help myself with that one.

Yup. I wish that we didn’t need zoos, (and yes, those that are little more than cells for animals should be done away with ASAP ), but the sad fact is that they are needed. (I’m not talking awful SeaaWorld animal entertainment yuckiness). My local zoo in the UK has conservation projects in India and Madagascar as well…

“Alison Rapp is a person who, long before any of the current controversy, as a pr person on her public Twitter announced that “misandry does not exist”. In my book, any time you want to belittle the plight of an entire group of people (see holocaust doesn’t exist, there is no racism toward blacks, etc.) you can just…

Intellect is a construct?