Like Jerry Seinfeld in the puffy shirt! “But I don’ wanna be a douchebag!”

How dare you inflict this on us? I’m not in the habit of googling Joe Jonas, so I never would have come across these people if not for you.

There is another way.

I’ve honestly never been more confused by a thread in my life. Mutliple antagonists, multiple heroes, identities in question...amazing.

I believe you're missing the point that these gendered assumptions are so ingrained in society that it makes it extremely difficult to even make a choice later in life. She's been influenced by the pink toy aisle, by princess color schemes, and so on. It's not exactly a big deal but it is disappointing that it's so…

I’ve noticed that even kids shows with anthropomorphised animals have slapped bows and long lashes on the characters. :/

Is Calvin Harris about to disappear mysteriously

And completely forget that this has been happening for years prior. As always, rape is only okay when it’s native men doing it. When it’s ‘foreigners’ suddenly everyone gives a shit about women.

Why do I get the feeling the only difference between Bravalla and other massive festivals like Glastonbury is that theses cases were reported rather than the action of sexual assault itself.

But, the thing is, when a nonprofit asks you to be their global ambassador, there’s usually the expectation that you publicize your work with them.

Oh, I dunno. I’ve traveled around in some 3rd world countries.

Why does Nick Lachey have $4.5 million to drop on a house?! He and his band were like, borderline moderately successful for about 6 months twenty years ago.

Wheni was in high school we stayed at the Floridian and my friend and I rented a tiny sail boat on that lake. We capsized twice. It never dawned on me that Disney would allow that if there were Gators in the lake.. I’m from NH and assumed they could keep them out somehow. As a northerner I associared Gators with…

don’t say that name! I am still scared.

No, the bill clearly states that little six-year old Suzy Wasserman from Des Plaines is being handed an AK-47, a parachute, and hurled from a plane directly into a war zone. It’s pretty rough stuff.

i am not here to argue that an animal’s life is greater than a human’s, but

If Disney knew there were (or could be) alligators in the water, posting a “No Swimming” sign is WOEFULLY inadequate at a resort that caters to small children. Alligators can leave the water. The entire shore should have been roped off to keep people away. “No Swimming” could mean nothing more than, “we don’t have a…

The toddler wasn’t swimming. Wading isn’t swimming. I’ve seen areas where wading is okay, but swimming isn’t, and the signs say so. And I’ve seen signs that say no wading, no swimming, do not enter. I can easily see how this happened, and I don’t blame the parents.

Southern thing. I grew up in the midwest. While visiting my ex’s parents in FL, they had to tell me to stay the fuck away from the lagoons, ditches, all bodies of water near their retirement community. Yes, there were “no swimming” signs, but I didn’t think twice about walking along the edge of the water. Us…

Yeah, people from Florida and near Florida keep saying things like, “Everyone knows every body of fresh water, even a ditch, can have alligators in it! They should have known the danger!”