THANK YOU this is literally the worst thing about her. I mean, there’s many terrible things about her but this is the one that starts a feeling of rage in the pit of my stomach that slowly claws its way up the back of my throat to choke me, you know?

As long as we can all agree that the ‘lesbian’ porn where women horribly finger fuck each other with incredibly long nails while moaning in the fakest way imaginable is THE WORST. Please tell me we can all agree.

Isn’t writing in the second person something we were taught not to do in freshman creative writing?

Read an article on Jez about how lemon water “gets your metabolism going” as if that’s a fucking thing

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse all fucking day. Err day. My daughter just turned 2, so not potty trained (ugh). She’s in the “MINE” phase. Everything I touch to get her ready for school she grabs it and says, “MY BOW! MY COMB! MY SHOES!” then she has to be carried to the car. God forbid the princess walk. So because I seem to…

How to start your day like Mocena:

It’s called having your privilege threatened.

See also “wait, what about Thor’s real hammer!?”

This had a notable lack of information on what Chris’s actual dick is like. I am disappoint. Poor journalism!

No lobster has ever cuddled with me when I’m having a bad day,

Reading your comment was like the Armenian genocide in that it made me sad and I am also certain that when we look back on it, we will recognize your comment as barbaric — a term that is not at all loaded and is essential in a conversation such as this. It must always be used.

I, too, am a vegetarian and agree wholeheartedly with your response.

Not much difference to the deer...

I went through a similar journey, Natasha. I always felt conflicted eating meat, given my love of animals. So I tried a few times to become a vegetarian but did it badly, resulting in failure. Then I made arbitrary rules like “I can’t eat it if it still looks like an animal” (think cornish game hens) or “I don’t eat…

god speed, friend. I’m not sticking around for these comments.

UGHHHHH my eyes melted out of my face when I read that then my face melted off of my body then i died.

Don’t remind me of my sadness for Better Off Ted.😢

Amen, Hallelujah.....thank you for saying it....thank you thank you.......and for economy

He's honestly one of those dudes that's so hot I wouldn't even know what to do with. Like, are we the same species? That must be like what a donkey feels like when it's asked to mate with a majestic stallion.

Everything about Jesse Williams: